not with a bang, but with a whimper.

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buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

image

(Source: pinkhairedgoddess, via joshpeck)

— 2 hours ago with 186542 notes
fluffixation:

pile-of-fail:

ivyinspace:

The perfect cuddling couch.

That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one.

My idea of household heaven right here.

fluffixation:

pile-of-fail:

ivyinspace:

The perfect cuddling couch.

That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one.

My idea of household heaven right here.

(via my-secret-treehouse)

— 7 hours ago with 424984 notes
themobilemovement:

Text this so that your “hey” isn’t so boring

themobilemovement:

Text this so that your “hey” isn’t so boring

— 7 hours ago with 70395 notes
"And suddenly, I love you again like how Starbuck’s Cape Americano tastes bitter even after you have poured sweeteners on it. That’s how love is; the original flavor prevails no matter what."
— 7 hours ago with 44 notes
gdirtydime19:

madame-fussybritches:

I wonder what it’s like being an experienced bender and then being totally blown over by a five year old.

Ainge

gdirtydime19:

madame-fussybritches:

I wonder what it’s like being an experienced bender and then being totally blown over by a five year old.

Ainge

(Source: sifu-korras, via parkingstrange)

— 7 hours ago with 5136 notes
#Lucy 

5000letters:

i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.” 

(via thoughtsinevershared)

— 7 hours ago with 34527 notes
parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.



Oh my god


last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

— 7 hours ago with 307315 notes

parkingstrange:

If you’re ever in a long distance relationship instead of saying I love you over the internet you should just send it to them in binary code and make their brain hurt in a romantic way 01101001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101

— 7 hours ago with 547 notes
quick personality test

notesfrombakerst:

say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”

(via pizza)

— 7 hours ago with 283047 notes

toothpast:

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery

(Source: buttlass, via ruinedchildhood)

— 7 hours ago with 343811 notes
rixton-and-my-broken-heart:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”


This post gets better and better

rixton-and-my-broken-heart:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

This post gets better and better

(Source: iraffiruse, via dramaticjuliet)

— 7 hours ago with 68420 notes